Santa Claus Stunned That No One Uses An Apple Bandai Pippin Anymore | Shit Casual
Santa Claus, the Jolly old fella who illegally breaks into our house and gives us gifts for doing jack-shit had sources close to him admit to press he is in shock that no one uses the Apple Bandai Pippin Console.
For many who don’t know, the Apple Bandai Pippin Console was built as Apple’s flagship game console. It was built to provide 10 games that had no culture relevance to the current world market.
Undisclosed sources close to Santa tell Shit Casual:
“The North Pole has a ton of these [Bandai Pippin Consoles] . We were about to carry over 100,000 copies of Exotic Sushi for the Pippin on santa’s sleigh tonight for all the good boys and girls.”
Gameplay from Exotic Sushi for Apple Pippin
That didn’t happen our source tells us:
“This is a huge setback for us. With only hours to go, we are vigorously recycling copies of the game to turn them into something else.”
Our source at Shit Casual didn’t tell us what they were turning the unused copies of “Exotic Sushi” into but we believe it’s whatever was originally was on Santa’s list for each boy and girl.
The FBI has issued a warning to those getting presents tonight:
“If you receive a present from Santa tonight, please inspect it before useing your gift. Remnants of the recycled CD may still be visible and can severely injure younger gift receivers.”
FBI, Press Sector
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