Father Horrified That Call of Duty Contains Violence | Shit Casual
A father has expressed shock and repugnance that a Call of Duty game with a massive 18 sticker and known for its violence is not suitable for his little shit.
Donald Gunter, 72, a gynecologist from Texas, bought the Call of Duty 3 Black Ops game for his tempestuous son for Christmas however that did not stop the kid opening the present early and ramming it home to his Xbox One.
He was overheard by his father in the drawing room shouting;
“Get into my slot! All your bases are belong to me you pathetic scum, grenade to the face!”
Gunter could not believe that his child was playing such a horrendous game and issued a statement;
“There was nothing apart from the guns on the back and the massive soldier on the front to suggest this was a violent game”
“I bought this game thinking it would be a montage of fun and happiness, now my sons mind has been corrupted, he tried to buy an AK-47 yesterday from the local gun shop and said he wanted to do a Nuketown Run, I’m devastated”
Hector Allen, a spokesperson for the company said;
“It clearly states on the box that this game is not suitable for anyone under the age that is currently on the box.
This game is clearly all about shooting people in the face and rofl camping while continually being a complete ass-bandit
I would take this opportunity to announce that next week we are even bringing in team killing”
Mr Gunter has now removed the game from his son’s possession and is instead playing it himself. He acquired his own mortar from the gun shop this week.
He currently has his son chained to a post in the back garden after he tried to “one shot” him with a custom made “diet coke and mentos gun”.
The Shit Casual photographer thought it was best not to clean him