Epic Games Admits It's "Not As "Epic" As Intended" | Shit Casual
Epic Games has announced through twitter, the social media platform, that it’s “not as epic” as they previously intended their company to be.
According to their official twitter, the games maker gave a series of tweets admitting their name is a sham buried under re-tweet after re-tweet. Epic Games wrote:
This doesn’t comes as a shock for fans of there only app “infinity blade”. We reached out to 24 year old Edward Schwartz who said:
“Candy Crush has a way better interface. I can see why Epic Games finally came out of their shell. It was bound to happen.”
Edward Schwartz, 24
The company called out King Digital Entertainment, the creator of that candy game your mother loves to play.
Both companies have been in an app war feud for quite some time. Shit Casual tried to reach out to to the company via text message but received a picture of a flaccid penis instead. We have declined to include this conversation between Epic Games in the article due to the pornographic nature of the image..
They have since deleted these tweets from their account. Or so we think. We here at Shit Casual can’t tell due to the overwhelming amount of re-tweets from epic games twitter.
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